ZeroGravity

1-800-ugly-godess:

moonemojii:

*friends car is locked*

Friend: stop pulling the handle

Me:

The disorted version is a million times funnier than the original one… i’m wheezing

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e4knee:

scotchtapeofficial:

theyre happy to see each other

when you find a friend in a video game with no chat function

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neilnevins:

frog-and-toad-are-friends:

I can’t wait until like twenty years after weed is fully legalized and nobody cares anymore and comedians have to make real movies with real jokes

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the-blog-of-christ:

im-a-deceptikhan:

m0liciousintent:

wakandapedia:

get this away from me

If I have to see it, so do you.

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rinokami:

unclefather:

disney: we’re taking all of our movies off of streaming services and we’re going to charge you $10 a month to watch them on our own streaming app

me: 

More like

Disney: “We’re going to take all our movies off of streaming sites INCLUDING THE ONE WE ALREADY OWN (Hulu) so we can put them on a separate one and milk even more money out of you.”

Me:

Originally posted by adventurelandia

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thoughts-of-a-better-me:

ann-gissell:

I will never see popcorn the same… haha

why is this so funny 😂

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sleepydumpling:

gahdamnpunk:

You can’t make this stuff up 😐

We need to remind them regularly it’s OUR money and our votes DECIDE who gets to spend it on our behalf.

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hundondestiny:

heartbeatemoji:

this is soooooooo funny

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